| Contents |
The Metterling lists -- A look at organized crime -- The Schmeed memoirs -- My philosophy -- Yes, but can the steam engine do this? -- Spring bulletin -- Hassidic tales, with a guide to their interpretation by the noted scholar -- The Gossage-Vardebedian papers -- Notes from the overfed -- A twenties memory -- Count Dracula -- A little louder, please -- Conversations with Helmholtz -- Viva Vargas! -- The discovery and use of the fake ink blot -- Mr. Big -- Selections from the Allen notebooks -- Examining psychic phenomena -- A guide to some of the lesser ballets -- The scrolls -- The whore of Mensa -- The early essays -- A brief, yet helpful, guide to civil disobedience -- The Irish genius -- Fabulous tales and mythical beasts -- But soft...real soft -- If the Impressionists had been dentists -- No kaddish for Weinstein -- Fine times : an oral memoir -- Slang origins -- Remembering Needleman -- The condemned -- By destiny denied -- The UFO menace -- My apology -- The Kugelmass episode -- My speech to the graduates -- The diet -- The lunatic's tale -- Reminiscences : places and people -- Nefarious times we live in -- A giant step for mankind -- The shallowest man -- Fabrizio's : criticism and response -- Retribution. |
